By Chris Heller
be a friend of mine
because i dont know where else to put you
in my life
i am trying real hard
to stay on course
it makes sense
to put you away
————-
im forgetting to say i love you
and thats okay
because i dont need a reminder
we are not practicing
this keeps me away
you further
from what brings us together
im not...
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Opinion
Lyric
Music I Should Have Listened to When I was 15
By Chris Heller
I am not going to judge my taste. I listened to things that were popular, things in the Midwest that were ‘blowing up’, like Fallout Boy, Taking Back Sunday, Thursday, At the Drive-In and Saves The Day. To me, that’s a decidedly narrow pop/punk/emo selection. However, at the age of around 14, I...
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An Incestuous Pong
By AwØlla Bloseneed
With Help from Famous Assholes
THE ANATOMY OF THREE
will i write a song i like today? decidedly no, there’s no way…but okay
i’m my poppa’s favourite, without a doubt
official goon with the unofficial croon
-”who’s the hardest?, who’s the hardest?”
why does this feel so appealing i am overwhelmed
i would sing along if i had a...
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2010 WTF
By Jimmy Brannen
It’s here! The future! At last!
It’s also almost the summer of the future, and like never before have I wanted it to be so. But as I distract myself, yet again, from my pile of neglected work with a perusal of my recent additions to my iTunes library, I can’t help but...
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Going down on Madame
By Adam Harris
At any given moment, the experience of the sexual adventurer is decidedly either dominant or submissive; yin or yang; top or bottom. Even within one’s preferred sexual roles exists this interplay and exchange of power – of giving and receiving. The tension introduced by this dynamic is the sexual dynamic. So it...
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Smart and Sexy
(No, not the cute brunette beside you…)
Conversations in Design: A World without Oil Symposium
Magdalena Czechowicz
From around the globe, multiple design areas, and differing opinions about the “elephant in the room,” lead designers from Germany, Montreal, L.A, France, Waterloo and more, came together on January 21st at the Design Exchange to discuss what would our...
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My sexual experience with a 20 dollar bill
By Patricia Farias
I always thought I had pretty basic needs in terms of what I fantasized about sexually. Big, thick dick. On this particular day I had something else on my mind. That filthy and thin, let me put you in my pocket so you can feel how wet I am for you, twenty...
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Love Rant
By Michelle Hishmeh
Love? It seems to be “the” question for most people. Where can I find it and how do I get it? For me the question is; Does it really exist between two young educated people under the age of 30? I think not! I mean sure, I have never been in love...
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Education in European Erotics
By Sissel Marie Tonn-Peterson
When I was around the age when fucking the pillow still was pretty interesting, I came across this book on my aunts dusty bookshelves. It was supposedly written by “The only registered witch in Denmark”, a handbook on modern witchcraft. And it had this awesome chapter on how to make a...
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Royally Fucked
By Merrill Liu
Anti-Valentines day sentiments presents with great pleasure: European Royalty who were Royally Fucked over by the ‘M’ word.
Marie Antoinette and Louis XVI of France. Well Revolution aside, their two countries hating each other and getting beheaded aside, the two were just never meant for each other. Like quite literally, Marie’s older sister...
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