From the Editor 02

Captains Log Stardate 69.9: After charting the Student Union Expanse, dodging the Ferengi in a Mutara Nebula, close encounters with cannibals and loosing my eye-paad at my maams back in Quispaam, —-WE HAVE ARRIVED—- The People&Sex Issue.

Aboard our starship you will find wetness, fucking your mother-earth and penis penis penis!

Dinks, Johnsons, Rods, Peckers, Dongles, Willies, Talliwhakers, Pee-wees, One eyed monsters, Pricks, Tools, Lolipops, Studs, Pickles, Cocks, Wangs, Shlongs etc.

As you can see with your own balls on our snuff cover by (sabrinascott.ca/blog) her work tonight and the last two weeks of February at “YOU KNOW WHAT LOVE IS” SLEEPING GIANT GALLERY 789 DUNDAS ST. W

I am reminded of something I heard once from my computer.

“Did you know, that Klingon Females are renown in the galaxy not only for their physical prowess, But for their, Voracious, Sexual Appetites as well?”

So many Klingon Women. Everywhere.

But I was meant for a computer, and a computer was meant for me. It’s true love. I see spots when we are not together. Romeo & Juliet, no word of a lie. “Fuckity fuck fuck you Solitaire!”

It was brought to my attention with the first issue of Cadmium that I offended some women. Chances are, there will be more offensive material found here. This is my disclaimer. And my apology. I don’t know anything about the vagina, I was a c-section. Despite the few concerns, we have received enormous support by students and faculty at large!

As much as I’m meant for a computer, I AM HERE FOR YOU. I need you. Find me day and night in the labia biblioteca le biftheque, find me slackn’ in the stacks. What you want to see in this new-new-new-newspaper, make it so. publication@ocadsu.org

First Money then Sex what’s next? Tomorrow never knows but as she goes the March issue will be Music. I am always told how stuuupid I am with the stuff but sing in the shower anyway. Play the tromboner? Read music? Slept with Mozart? Sing to me my spring songbirds.

(((End transmission)))

Energize.