Get in your kicks before the year is over
#21 Get In Your Kicks Before The Year Is Over
By Jimmy Brannen
Now that the school is almost at it’s close, students are faced with a plethora of deadlines. For students who are living in residence, this is a very important time, as there are a number of things one must do to ensure that you’ve have a proper res experience. And time is running out! Particularly if you’re in first year and won’t be living in residence ever again, be sure to check of and complete HTBAT’s List Of Rules To Break While In Res !
Though the significance of each of these points varies, one should try to accomplish as many of these things as possible. Wouldn’t it suck to look back on your uni days and realize how much you missed out on?!
List Of Rules To Break While In Res
- Steal everything you can from the common room (Eg laptops, furniture,
records, food, xboxes)
- Have sex in the shared shower
- Smoke (whatever) in your room (But don’t forget to take out the smoke detector!)
- Find a furry friend to keep you company and share your dorm (Rabbit, kitty, wombat, rats, etc)
- Host a slumber party in the laundry room
- Supplement your nearly depleted meal plan by selling drugs
- Everyday make a new fort in your room out of everything you, or those around you, have
- Move your stuff out early to beat the rush, but more importantly, so you can host a party/concert in your room
- Start a mobile rave and go collecting residents
- Hoard the cough syrup from your care packages (Robitussin) and go robotrippin’ down the halls one last time
- Hook up with that person you’ve seen around all semester but never talked to (If things go bad, you won’t see them all summer!)
- Poop in the shared shower
But of course, and I doubt it needs to be said, HTBATS never has, and never will endorse breaking the law. Be mindful of the consequences of your actions, but also bear in mind that what you don’t do may haunt you later on. Also, if you get caught, it’s not like they’re going to expel you the week before school ends!
